| Event type: | Meeting |
| Date: | 5th October 2027 |
| Time: | 09:30 - 12:00 |
| Venue: | North Hykeham Memorial Hall |
How Not to Have a Career - Neil Hanson draws on many curious characters and tales of high and low life from his ramshackle early career. It includes a one-hit wonder with a surprising use for false teeth, a volatile chef’s unusual technique for tenderising steak, a thespian piglet, a booze up in a brewery, and how to flog a dead horse, dodge tribal warfare in a tropical hellhole, survive on a diet of beer and pot noodles and sell oil paintings of sausages for dogs. It’s all strange but true, and very, very funny.